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  • Doctor of Philosophy's cat Gift

    The year I wrote my doctoral thesis, I shared a house with a Canadian classmate who had a cat named Monster.

    Monster has to eat and drink, but still love hunting, not why, just to prove that it can do.

    Sometimes, I wake up in the morning, an eye, will see the half-dead bird, in front of the nose struggle.

    Sometimes it's a semi-live snake, sometimes a rabbit, sometimes a squirrel or a smaller mouse.

    Not why, just to prove it.

    I have no doubt that monster will one day give me a bloody horse's head, as it did in The Godfather's movie.

    Once, my roommate came home for Christmas and entrusted me with the monster.There is a big snow, snow deep 80cm,monster but all night did not go home, the next morning, I shouted in the streets:

    Monster, Monster, Monster, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty …

    While shouting and shaking.I thought you were about to show up, after you send me anything, I will accept it.

    I shouted in the ice and snow all morning, lost the meaning of life to turn home, as soon as I came home to see him sitting gracefully on the sofa, looking out of the window, the sight did not look at me.I immediately believed a rumor about cats: "The only reason cats are such noble hunters, willing to be with humans, is that they are waiting for their owners to die and eat a free meal."」

    Author: Lin from one, Ph. Kung, University of Iowa, is currently a professor at the University of the Arts in Taipei and professor and vice President of National Cheng University.This article, "Cat Gifts," is a story that Professor Lin has shared with the hunter and prey of a cat "monster" during his studies abroad on Facebook.

    Originally from "Cat Gift"
  • The Chinese struggle for the Nobel Prize

    The Chinese struggle for the Nobel Prize

    Reporter visits the leader of mainland China: "Mo Yan is the first Chinese to win a Nobel Prize?""Leadership:" Yes. " Reporter: "Has anyone in China ever won a Nobel Prize in the past?""Leadership:" Yes, but they are all foreign nationalities.」

    Ding Zhaozhong, Li Yuanzhe, Chu, Cui Qi, pearl Racing, Qian Yongjian.

    Reporter: "Are there any Chinese citizens who have won the Nobel Prize?""Leadership:" Yes, but they are all citizens of the Republic of China.」

    Li Zhengdao, Yang Zhenning.

    Reporter: "has the citizens of the People's Republic of China won the Nobel Prize?"Leadership:" There is, but he does not recognize himself as a Chinese citizen.」

    Gao Xingjian

    Reporter: "Have you admitted that you are a Chinese citizen of the People's Republic of China to take the prize?"Leadership:" Yes, but we do not recognize him as a citizen of our country.」

    Dalai Lama.

    Reporter: "Have you admitted that you are a Chinese citizen and that the state has recognized him as a winner of a Chinese citizen?""Leadership:" There is, but he's in jail.」

    Liu.

    It's not very precise, but it's also a masterpiece in terms of a joke.In fact, according to Nobel's will, the winner was not influenced by any nationality, ethnicity, ideology or religion throughout the Nobel Prize Prize, and the only criterion for selection was the size of the achievement. Therefore, the nationality of the winner is not shown on the official Nobel website, especially when the peace Prize is awarded to an international organization.Especially in the first era of globalization in late 19th century and early 20th century, at least the founders did not particularly care about nationality.

  • Kaohsiung Big Far Hundred, Sogo department store anniversary, strong play discount suction and buy gas

    Kaohsiung Big Far Hundred, Sogo department store anniversary, strong play discount suction and buy gas

    Kaohsiung Grand far centenary yesterday 25th in the lively drumbeat and the roaring of the crowd opened, for the annual event to celebrate the anniversary of 1.1 billion yuan performance target; Kaohsiung Sogo department Store anniversary will also be on the stage from November 3, the performance target is set at 353 million yuan. Kaohsiung Far East Department Store Co., Ltd. (referred to as the first day of the anniversary special painting "Hundred people praise delicious food" hundred yuan food coupons to give back to the early bird customers, the morning door is packed with crowds of people, especially cosmetics debut 4th exclusive special offer group charm, there is a public grab 67 percent of the Estee LAUDER No.1 Super Essence Fever group.In addition to the Taiwan's lowest gift of a single pen 2000 yuan to send 200 yuan, but also with 14 big bank credit card full installment to enjoy 5% value feedback, attracting many people queuing up to buy. Mao, a large store chief, said that this year's anniversary of the strong brand lineup and high-quality product portfolio, so that this year's anniversary performance target to see 1.1 billion yuan. Kaohsiung Sogo Department Store 22 anniversary activities will also be officially launched on November 3, a big sacrifice of thousands of events, feedback rate of up to 22%, the store yesterday at a press conference said that this year's anniversary activities set the performance target of 353 million yuan, slightly higher than last year. Another Kaohsiung Sogo yesterday and invited to win the 2017 World Cup siphon coffee Contest champion, is also coffee LOVER ' s planet brand director Miss Yang Yixi personally at the scene, performing with the latest technology in Japan Light heat siphon method to cook coffee, so that the guests in the dining room to call a good happy.

  • Said Wen Jie Zi/desktop Taiwanese "Mr long arch (PULONG total)" what does it mean?

    Today's problem is that the desktop of Taiwanese, "Mr long arch (PULONG total)" what does it mean?》

    Sometimes you might hear people say to you, "Mr long arch (PULONG total)" the word, but don't jump too early, thinking it was a kind used, "Mr long arch (PULONG total)" is an inelegant curse words.

    "Mr long arch (PULONG win)" also known as a planula Gong (Phu-Long-Kong), it was also writing floating two light, meaning a person do something careless, mindless, work is not stable, idle along people.Coarsely says, is turn out the call you "stupid erlengzi", the vernacular is "stupid".

    "Mr long arch (PULONG total)" can be used as a separate Word, can tell with the sentence, for example: every day he can come up with some common dragons thing out!

    "Mr long arch (PULONG total)" similar terminology are "B" and "suck", "less coffee", "28 cents every day", "250", and so on.

  • How much capacity are there for Small, Large and Extra Large Coffee cups in Family Lets Cafe convenience stores?

    How much capacity are there for Small, Large and Extra Large Coffee cups in Family Lets Cafe convenience stores?

    Today’s coffee issue is “How much c.c. each of the large and medium cups of Family Lets Cafe coffee cups?” When you bring your own Coffee cup to buy coffee, remember to bring the environmentally-friendly coffee cup with the correct capacity!

    Family Lets Cafe Convenience store coffee cups have 8oz, 12oz and 16oz capacities from Small (S), large (L) to Extra large cup (XL) size.

    Since the capacity of each ounce (symbol: oz) can be converted to 29.57 c.c., the coffee capacity of Family Lets Cafe is 240c.c., 360c.c. and 480c.c.

    In addition, the specification of the ice coffee drink series is L, which is 12oz (360c.c.).

  • How much capacity are there for Small, Large and Extra Large Coffee cups in Seven Eleven 7-11 City Cafe convenience stores?

    How much capacity are there for Small, Large and Extra Large Coffee cups in Seven Eleven 7-11 City Cafe convenience stores?

    Today’s coffee issue is “How much c.c. each of the large and medium cups of Seven Eleven 7-11 City Cafe coffee cups?” When you bring your own Coffee cup to buy coffee, remember to bring the environmentally-friendly coffee cup with the correct capacity!

    Seven Eleven (7-11, 7-Eleven) City Cafe Convenience store coffee cups have 8oz, 12oz and 16oz capacities from Small (S), large (L) to Extra large cup (XL) size.

    Since the capacity of each ounce (symbol: oz) can be converted to 29.57 c.c., the coffee capacity of Family Lets Cafe is 240c.c., 360c.c. and 480c.c.

  • How much capacity are there for Large and Medium Coffee cups in Hi-life convenience stores?

    How much capacity are there for Large and Medium Coffee cups in Hi-life convenience stores?

    Today’s coffee issue is “How much c.c. each of the large and medium cups of Hi-life coffee cups?” When you bring your own Coffee cup to buy coffee, remember to bring the environmentally-friendly coffee cup with the correct capacity!

    Hi-life Convenience store coffee cups have 12oz and 16oz capacities from medium (M) to large (L) size.

    Since the capacity of each ounce (symbol: oz) can be converted to 29.57 c.c., the coffee capacity of Hi-life is 360c.c. and 480c.c.

  • Kitchen Flow Table/artificial Shitai face if eat color, dyeing, how to deal with?

    Kitchen Flow Table/artificial Shitai face if eat color, dyeing, how to deal with?

    Today's question is, "Kitchen flow table/artificial Shitai If you eat color, how to deal with it?"」

    If the artificial Shitai surface is only slightly contaminated with color, you can try to wipe gently with an eraser.

    If the artificial Shitai surface is heavier, you can use "coarse wax" (similar to wax) and gently apply the surface to remove dirt

    If the artificial Shitai noodles are seriously colored, the artificial Shitai surface must be gently ground with 800# (or higher) sandpaper.However, artificial stones may be worn in this way, and it is recommended that the original installed kitchenware line or kitchenware factory be requested to assist with help.

  • 20170826 Marriage joke Set

    20170826 Marriage joke Set

    August 26, 2017 marriage jokes.

    Marriage article

    In the company only Wang sum director Liu married, two men often together to exchange the experience after marriage.

    Wang always said: "My wife may have reached menopause, especially forgetful, often carrying a kitchen knife still full of room looking for a kitchen knife, sometimes I really can't stand her."」

    Director Liu: "You are in a much better position than I am, my wife is often carrying a kitchen knife full of house to find me."」

  • Worth 8 billion of women’s names, stories about integrity

    Worth 8 billion of women’s names, stories about integrity

    On the eve of World War II, Germany had a very humble trust company called Babina Trust, dedicated to the custody of valuable property for customers.After the war broke out, people took their belongings away and fled.

    Even the big boss of the trust is a bit of a soft escape, leaving only one employee. West Asia also counted the accounts at the Trust Bank.

    A bomb was explosion near the trust, and Western Asia did not seem to hear it, and she cleared the accounts and found that a customer named Leigh had not taken the thing away.

    It was a ruby worth 5 billion marks, and West Asia put the gem and all the managed documents in a small box, then took all the accounts and left the trust line.

    A few days later, the fighting razed the area of the Barnabas Trust, and West Asia ran around to escape the war.But wherever you go, West Asia carries the accounts of the Trust Bank and the gem.

    She felt that she was still an employee of the Bana trust, and that she would go to the end of the war and return the accounts and gems to the trust.

    The war was finally over, and West Asia returned to Berlin with three children, but the boss of the Barnabas Trust had died in the war and the trust had ceased to exist.

    But Western Asia still keeps accounts and gems.Because the gem is commissioned by the customer, the customer did not take away the gem, she has to keep the customer for the maintenance, hold the credibility of the Trust Bank.

    How many years have passed, and West Asia has not found a job, and she has been living an extremely poor life with her three children.In fact, the original entrusted trust to keep the gem Leigh also died in the war, the priceless Ruby has long been unclaimed, West Asia can quietly sell it, live a beautiful food life.But she did not, she felt that it is the customer’s belongings, she can only keep, can not have any undivided thoughts.

    In the 1978, when the local government set up a war museum to collect World War II relics for the community, West Asia took out the trust bank accounts and the ruby she had kept.

    The government has worked hard to help West Asia find Leigh’s grandson, Doyle.Doyle got the gem and promised to sell the gem half to West Asia, and West Asia declined, saying that only the custody costs for those years would be charged.

    There was a newspaper in Western Asia, and people were moved by her integrity, and she was proposed as the General adviser to the Chamber of Commerce, and she pushed it off on the grounds of her age.Later, several other large trust companies approached her and asked her to become honorary president, and she declined.

    Soon after, West Asia died.Several companies approached her son Chris and asked for a buyout of West Asia’s name Trust.Chris struggled to make a choice, allowing several companies to bid, and finally, the Plato Trust acquired the title of Western Asia at a price of 8 billion marks.Many people are puzzled, say a name can be worth so much money?

    Plato’s president said that “West Asia” is no longer just a person’s name, it represents a spirit of enterprise, a price than the integrity of gemstones, spend 8 billion to buy this honor?Value!

    Before long, Plato Trust changed its name to Western Asia Trust, the volume of transactions really climbed all the way.

    Honesty can create value, because integrity itself is priceless.When you think of good faith as faith and responsibility, you can win people’s support and trust, and endless wealth will arise as a result.